How a Drag Queen Made Me Cry and Other Things

(Xposted from my journal) Cunt and I drove up to Portland today to see an old friend of her's perform at Embers. I'd never been to something like that. When she asked me to tag-a-long, I was game. I was so horribly unprepared for the little mental trip it took me on. It wasn't until about half...

To My Hostess Lemon Pie Sucking and slurping

(The first I've had in years) When I heard you were gone, I searched far and wide. On Amazon and Ebay, my cravings denied. I wept and I cursed, the opportunities gone, The damn self-denial of trying to be strong. Then I saw Twinkies and my heart filled with cheer! I saw DingDongs and Hohos and PIES!...
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